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Sko Bro

Guy 1: Hey Sko Bro!
Guy 2: how did You know?
Guy 1: we still talk sometimes.
by Anonymous9876543210-1 May 22, 2013
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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
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Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.
He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!
by roxyhorror December 8, 2010
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bro stain

When you nut and immediately put your cock away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain.
Dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it's got bro stains all over it
by DukeMcFuckington December 12, 2015
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Tinder Bro

Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.
My Tinder Bro saved me a lot of time by letting me know this Tinderella was a prude
by Jor Dan G October 16, 2014
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Benis bros

Me and my brother found out that we were benis bros
by But hole getting jizzy uh February 2, 2019
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Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
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