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Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.
- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
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Tech sounds

An MC (mic man) from TRINIDAD ... one of the greatest to be exact. Also known as Aka Shell Dong Boss.. He also dj's for some of trinidads greatest parties.
We outside for GoDey3 with techsounds
Tech sounds : Inna yuh !!!!
by PaRtyAnimal2.0 October 13, 2018
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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
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AB Tech

a club that is talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
Omg did you join AB Tech yet?
Nope
Let's GO JOIN!
by dulapeeeep January 23, 2024
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Tech Leapfrog

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.
I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?
by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013
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