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11th hour screwjob

To royally screw someone out of a payday or "win" at the last minute when they least expect it.

getting screwed over by someone who is terrible at their own job, so they screw you over whenever they can
I almost landed that huge account, but then i got the 11th hour screwjob.
by jenny12345 September 30, 2012
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happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U
Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?
by Purplemarker625 June 7, 2017
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I'm outta hours

Nice way for a husband to turn down his wife's sexual advances upon entering the bed.
Wife: Wanna fool around???"
Husband: "I'm outta hours" while he is rolling over...
by waitinpatiently July 7, 2010
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Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend
B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya
by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018
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Sad woman hours

It's a time between 5am to 8am when woman express there feelings to others around them or on social media, they may listen to sad music and be emotional
hey, are you okay? I know it's sad woman hours
by Willow jordan December 18, 2017
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Sad nigga hours

Its a time in the day from 6pm-5am where your with a couple of friends between 1-3 friends and listen to sad songs and reflect on your lifes decisions while you talk about the goverment
Person 1- bruh its sad nigga hours
Person 2- any song requests
Person 3- papa roach
Person 2-okay
Person 1- so goverment i hate the fucking goverment
by Queen_of_lost_souls May 13, 2019
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2.5 Hour Chat

If you are of male origin and call a female friend simply to chat for 2.5 hours or more, you are officially classified as gay and must now hand in your dick for confiscation. Dick may be returned if offender redeems herself. Repeat offenders lose all respect from friends, relatives ect. ect. ect.
Speaker #1: Apparently tyler called lakna last night and they talked 4 2.5 hours
Speaker #2:What a gay loser. He pulled a 2.5 hour chat.
by DevoPast August 3, 2006
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