i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Wolf tail

noun A boom microphone

“We need to reshoot, there’s a wolf tail in this scene.”

by Unorthodoxy June 28, 2019

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Lion’s tail

A thick pony tail worn by men; usually tied or wrapped with a string or ribbon.

His beautiful lion’s tail flowed in the wind.

by Danimal024 January 5, 2020

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 29, 2010