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Lower the volume 

A polite way of saying "shut the fuck up"
Roommate #1: *Speaking loudly to friend on the phone*
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."
Lower the volume by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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Degan the vegans dick 

Degan the vegans dick is is a rare genitalia where the dick can only pleasure a pan sexual
Man bro did you here John got diagnosed With degan the vegans dick, but to not as bad as mccd (mason chase chode disease)

rhys the virgin 

rhys is the biggest virgin, he prob will be a virgin for life or might lose his virginity at 45 in his mums basement.
man 1: rhys is the biggest virgin!
man 2: ikr he prob wont lose his virginity until he is 45!
man 1: what a ultra virgin
man 2: rhys the virgin lol
rhys the virgin by Mandem_Nonce69 October 20, 2020

French kissing the vertical smile 

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.
Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

women who don't know the value of nice guys 

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.
Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love