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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Raw tower

The word's first known use is in 1766. Raw tower came into English via French, from Italian: rah tower. The phrase was used to refer to a long bare (rah) tower. It gained the name raw tower after getting mistaken in translation and now means to informally sex a bitch raw and impregnate her
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wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.
"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"
by stanpornolover January 1, 2008
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Twin towered

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there
by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019
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Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki

noun

A collaborative online encyclopedia dedicated to the fictional universe, lore, gameplay mechanics, characters, and community contributions surrounding Eternal Towers of Hell — a hypothetical (or niche) dark fantasy or horror-themed game, story, or multimedia project. The wiki serves as a comprehensive resource for players or fans, detailing each "tower" level, boss encounters, weapons, cursed artifacts, historical backstories, and the metaphysical laws governing the infernal setting.
"I looked up the stats for the Crimson Executioner on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki before attempting the seventh floor."
"The lore section on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki explains the origin of the Soulbound Architect."
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Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022
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Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022
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