Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”
“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”
“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
Get the Mickey Mousingmug. A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
Get the smell mousemug. 
a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
Get the mouses tailmug. 
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the mouse in a telescopemug. n. lube
by Mousetearz December 4, 2018
Get the Mouse tearsmug.