CLAM BISCUIT

A clam biscuit is pipe or a bong bowl filled with marijuana that has been burned down to its last hit.

Hey John, dump out that clam biscuit and load a fresh one!

by Nick Tindall April 25, 2006

Clam Bake

See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.

Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....

by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010

panty clam

the woman's sex mollusk

she opened her legs to expose her panty clam

by t January 3, 2004

ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

clam ladder

a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired

Hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?

by clgdswr September 30, 2011

Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)

"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"

by PhukdemHomes July 18, 2012

clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007