swipe

When you take the sweat off your balls and wipe it on somebody's face.

Man its hot im going to swipe you.

by Vahue July 23, 2005

Swish

the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

She sucked the swish off my penis

by NormantheMorman May 24, 2007

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet

Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021

swiss

a carpenter from colchester who,s life revolves around windsurfing and the film point break.
he also has the worrying trait of making absurd statements about everyday things

putting a roof on is like making love to a beautiful woman

by the crow January 10, 2005

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Swish

When you orgasm and shoot a cumshot into a girls pussy from 10+ feet and it goes in.

“Dude I just fucking swished it in there bro”

by 420kosher May 22, 2018

swipe right day

January 5 a day where you have to swipe right on everyone on all the different dating apps

*2 guys scrolling through tinder*
Guy 1: oh shit she's ugly I'm swiping left on her
Guy 2: no you can't it's swipe right day today

by The non prevailed January 2, 2020