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Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?
by poopsmith74 December 8, 2012
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Hamilton Surprise

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
by A|bomb June 3, 2009
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Surprise

An Interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on "the rapist" from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. When yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.

Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.

Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."
(When Paintballing)
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*
by The Rock Captain November 9, 2011
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surprise snowplow

When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.
"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"
by Thatdudefromthatplace October 16, 2008
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The Surpriser

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina
I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.
by Matthew Law November 30, 2006
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Icarus Surprise

Much like the myth of Icarus, the consequences of being too daring and proud.

When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.
Bitch looked fine, so I took a peak up her skirt and got an Icarus surprise! So I kicked her down the stairs and broke her clavicles.
by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007
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Citrus Surprise

As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.
Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!
by thefng April 12, 2010
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