surfin' tragedy

A notable piece of bad luck

So you blogged that bitch and she gave you the noise. Dude, that's a surfin' tragedy

by Major Hoople February 9, 2004

surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.

“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)

by pthomas625 November 22, 2007

surfdad

an asshole who flips people off at McDonalds drive through then drives away.
an asshole or douchbag

Chris: hey did that guy just flip me off
Tom: i think he did
nick: yeah he did
Matt: that dude is an asshole
Chris: what a surfdad!!!!

by The Nellz February 23, 2009

curve surfing

When someone sways with the car when the car turns.

Sarah was curve surfing on the bus when we were on the curvey road.

by Braedyn June 1, 2007

it surfing

the term used when moving down or up school hallways in effort to touch a girls butt or boobs. the IT stands for girls boobs or butt.

Lets all go it surfing down that hallway.

by ron benjo April 10, 2008

bunny surfing

searching through carpet to find crack.

person1: where's mitch?
person2: oh,he's gone bunny surfing

by oyugbjtyryvbftyrt April 18, 2008

Throne Surfer

Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.

MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day

or

FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.

by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011