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Pit Stop

When a man is riding his partner (much like a car) and his rubber breaks (much like a tire) so a third party member runs in, changes his rubber in a jiffy (record being 0.88 seconds) and the man then resumes riding.
Josh: Dude I superman'd that hoe last night!
Alek: That's so 2000's. It's the new decade, we pit stop them hoes.
by Boris Obamavich January 14, 2010
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Louisianna Stop Sign

when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.
by Nipplecardboard February 1, 2008
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Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.
430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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Wisconsin Four-Way Stop

A convergence of two roads, with four stop signs, where Wisconsin drivers lose all mental capability and instantaneously forget who arrived first, thereby inciting a series of blank stares as no one goes for at least 30 seconds, followed by a frantic panic as everyone tries to go all at once.
I was 15 minutes late to work today because I was trapped at a Wisconsin Four-Way Stop with 3 cars, each driven by a bluehair.
by Stickboy58 December 27, 2008
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Man Stop

When a man during a long drive has to make stops as several gas stations along the way to make a piss.
We'll have to make another man stop on the way back
by 2real4anyofthisbullshit December 2, 2011
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emergency stop

When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.
Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
by Happy Rasta August 20, 2011
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commit stop living

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay
by MyRealNameIs Die July 25, 2018
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