by Chris Badger October 8, 2003
Get the spunt mug.'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.
"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.
He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!
His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.
Do you know his name?
This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..
an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"
Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...
if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.
"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.
He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!
His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.
Do you know his name?
This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..
an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"
Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...
if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
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the term describing a younger individual in the middle of a older groups scene taking in mind altering drugs to rage and party with no benefit of doubt. Actions include insufflating , ripping, dosing, pop, rolling, tripping and etc. mindset that if it doesn't work out with you or for you fuck it. school sucks more dick then a whore employed by dick sucking incorporated. parents are always out to get you. and you have no job but some how money is always in your pocket when needed.spending includes concerts, cigarettes, psychedelics, weed, booze, and sunglasses for night and sometimes day
closely related to a wookie but not of age younger( spunion = a 14-18 years of age
wookie = 18 years and beyond )
wookie = 18 years and beyond )
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Originating from the term spun; Usually meaning when one has become many. Many being multiple drugs in any form, usually large amounts of alcohal and Hallucinagens. A state of being. First Stated in Clear Spring Maryland, and fueled through laughter and mishap. When one becomes.
by Norman Freely March 7, 2009
Get the Spunion mug.Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.
(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)
(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)
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