Spide

I absolutely claim to having invented this word around 1982 when I was 17 having a coffee in Corn Market , Belfast watching the world go by and playing "spotting the rare head" with a mate.

While it is used widely used nowadays and I fully agree that most people know a spide when they see one, everyone except a spide that is - it was because so many low -lifes at the time,had spiders web tattoos on their elbows. As simple as that. We used to do Spiderman hisses at them with our hands out and they didn't have a clue what we were doing.

Many of those tattooed fuckwits are royalty compared to the scum of today. If fact I have a pint with quite a few of them. Most didn't know if they were Mods, Skins or Punks but at least the music was good and memorable ,unlike today.

Yet man Johnny is a spidey wee cunt with that beard and those rats especially the fuckin clock. What the fuck are those clocks about?

by Spidekilla July 12, 2020

Spider

A demon that enjoys scarring the living shit out of innocent peapol.

Oh my God it's a demon! Oh no it's just a spider. Oh God it a SPIDER!!!

by Why me? July 25, 2020

Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.

My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.

by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

spidermansexual

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!

Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

by Transponster December 25, 2020

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021