Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

shuffle

a large gathering of zombies

As the shuffle of zombies approached the unprotected cabin, the survivors inside sharpened their weapons.

by zomboidnumber7 October 18, 2011

tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.

when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.

by cageyb March 8, 2022

hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.

he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod

by E.S. Day September 15, 2006

3 knuckle shuffle

Another term for female masterbation see also flick the bean

"Nah, I'm sorry Linda, I can't hang out tonight. I had a bad day. I think I'm just going to go home, do the 3 knuckle shuffle and go to bed."

by Jen February 28, 2004