something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
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If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 09, 2004
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imo smack u up siddley side

when u smack some 1 up side the head but u want to be more gnagsta and if u want to act like a pirate/// smakcing some 1 up side the right side of their head
" yesterday i smacked sam hamwich up starboard side"
by wade snizzon October 09, 2003
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National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back
by Mayonnaise_boi October 30, 2019
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National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
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Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
by Tech581 September 23, 2009
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What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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