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Anafatasstic Shock

A brief sickness that overcomes a person who just went out to dinner with the family and completely ****ing pigged out, forgetting he or she was supposed to be on a diet. Characterized by sudden urge to do 500 songs on DDR or to swallow a bottle of laxatives, whining to girlfriends about "never eating again", and feeling incedibly a zaftig for the next few days.
Gloria: Oh my god, this steak is great! Can I try some of your lobster? That appetizer was excellent, and this beer is divine! Are you up for dessert? That ice cream pie has my name on it! Will you finish your fries?
Henrietta: Slow down, porky! Eat just a few more bites and you will go into anafatasstic shock.
by Gabri. Segal August 20, 2006
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I'm going upstairs to shock off
by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005
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shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball
Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100
by Swickster September 18, 2005
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shock and awe

A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.

After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
by brock.x.landers February 26, 2009
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Shocker Kiss

When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.
The electricity was high when he gave her a shocker kiss.
by Rebekah Rosenberg October 16, 2008
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shockonline

shockonline is one of the worst forums i've ever been to. hope viper and mal don't read this.
shockonline is an alternative term for "lame".
by sixth October 1, 2004
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shocker cutscene

When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.
Example of a shocker cutscene


Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.

Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.

Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-

Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-
by Gigafrost March 23, 2009
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