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Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
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The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”
by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021
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Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"
by Dagger666 December 3, 2009
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sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.
"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 6, 2010
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Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.
Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."
by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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