simulacra

A simulacra an unsatisfactory Iverson of what you are in another realty

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by Fuckoflife September 26, 2018

Simon Got Head

The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky”

Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day

by Not Dakotaz February 6, 2019

Simildo

A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.

As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.

by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

Simeal

a religion of worshiping moist ducklings and speaking the simeal language. Those who worship of the moist simeal ducklings will be considered "moist"

Cornel : "Hey Dylan! Look at those Simeal ducklings"
Dylan : "We must sniff the simeal ducklings"

by MqSword April 29, 2019

Simon Brooker

Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.

Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is

by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Simpy Fatass

BIG boys with red hair and hurt knees- usually make fun of other people because all they can do is eat

Cooper is a simpy Fatass

by Carly Simms February 18, 2020