Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

rape scale

A method of categorizing near-rape to full-rape experiences, with one being a casual, non-sex offender sort of comment, five being somewhere in the grey area between a law suit and a brush off, and ten being full-on, jail-for-life rape.

I saw that guy totally just grab your ass. I hope it was below a five on the rape scale or we need to beat somebody up!

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Success Scale

A scale used to decribe to one's friends how far one has gone with a person of the opposite sex.

1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex

Kate: How far on the success scale did you get with Johnny last night?
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.

by Lalalalalala. February 18, 2011

Rhetorical Power Scale

10 - Legendary

8 - Orgasmic

6 - Epic

4 - Awesome

2 - Delicious

(Two people who are aware of the Rhetorical Power Scale)

Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC

Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic

Guy 1: NO WAI :O

by Spartriach April 6, 2009

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which men (and sometimes women) typically rate the attractiveness of a female based solely on physical appearance with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.

Man one: That girl at the checkout is smoking hot! I'd rate her a solid 8, maybe 9 if those tits are real.
Man two: Men like you who use the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale are the reason women hate us all.

by JBrow86 August 26, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

Stupid rating system based on the looks of a woman.

1 - Ugly af
5 - Normal
10 - Venus herself

Classic conversation using the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale:

"Dude, look at that booty! She is a straight 8!"

"Nah man, more a 6 for me"

by FlyingT August 28, 2016