Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch

Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad

by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

dropped the sausage

Turning the man off, bye bye boner

Dude she totally dropped the sausage last night

by Home girl A May 22, 2016

Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011

Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.

saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.

by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020