Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

ryan salt

Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different

Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self

by The truth 65 May 30, 2016

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

salts good

A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."

Q: "Is everything alight?"
A: "Yeah, salts good."

by Salts Good July 27, 2016

Salted

Salted is another meaning for fucked

I salted her ass

by Douknowdaway January 17, 2018

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.

She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.

by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018