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GOLDEN SALT

Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)
I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.
by shattmields October 31, 2018
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SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"
Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.
by FC_67 June 6, 2017
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Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect
Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts
by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023
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Salt Settler

There were too many salt settlers in the room so I left.
by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022
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Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.
by Miramount March 11, 2012
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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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salts

smiled a little then stopped

salts is like lmao or lol
Person A „*said something funny but not that funny*“
Person B „salts“
mugGet the saltsmug.

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