Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

by LumberJones April 12, 2022

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Big Salt

When you’re a angry little kid who took the fattest L in Rainbow Six: Seige

Player “Taketh Thy Loss” through his childish actions he shows nothing but Big Salt. LOL

by Paper god March 15, 2018

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.

friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.

by bazingalover February 8, 2024

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023