Viccy royale

If ur to lazy ot type victory

"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

Royal

A dude that is great friend and always listens. He might me busy, but he will reply to you at his own pace. Royal's like having fun and doing things at the heat of the moment. He values his friendships and time. Sometimes when life becomes busy, Royal's tend to make too many plans and has to cancel, but that does not mean they do not care.

Royal is an honest, friendly, and fun person to be around when he does not cancel.

Royal is intelligent, passionate, and athletic friend.

Camila: Hey, Royal do you wanna sky dive at 12pm?
Royal: Sure.
*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.

by DrippingWax January 16, 2022

Royal

(Alternative definition: “Log”) Coffee-slurping entitled dumb fuckers with attitude problems despite being severely autistic. Usually brag about protecting important people and using photoshop to deceive innocent bystanders. Typically works as janitors in federal entities.

That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?

by HoneyBad December 17, 2021

Royal elite all stars

A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream

“Hey did you hear royal elite all stars lost at comp?”
“Yeah what else is new”

by Royal_hater December 18, 2021