Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you

DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.

by DC_93 April 26, 2012

Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

by Numero A November 3, 2009

Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.

Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 9, 2010

regarded

somebody so fucking retarded they can't say retarded correctly

arthur: your so regarded you gay head
jane: no u

by frootloopgoop March 30, 2019

Retarded faggot

Corey

Girl 1 "Did you see that retarded faggot over there"
Girl 2 "Oh ya, that idiot is definitely a Corey"

by Truth speaker69020120 March 17, 2019

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

Blast it out the Rear

A term signifying it is time to engage in an activity. Comparable to "blow this popsickle stand".

Phil: OK, let's blast it out the rear!
Kyle: WTF?

by Jncoguy August 30, 2005