Ready

Ready (adj.) To be in a situation or of the characteristics that you do what you want. To be in an admirable position or to be performing an act that makes you awesome.

"That girl is wearing no underwear... Ready..."
"Chuck Norris is Ready."
"Hahaha that guys broken down on the side of the road... Not ready."

by Chase Lloyd April 22, 2006

Reading,PA

The RDG. Home Of the Reading Rocket Lenny Moore. Train Tracks allover the place like dead bodies. The city has a strong ethnic population. Many suburban preps try to act like they reppin the true 610. But they wack ass don't want 2 step in the hood.Cause they afraid ta gets shot XD.
The place got malls b-ball courts and a taste for hiphop, reggaeton, and mostly crime. Known by many, Hated by all.

Reading,PA the place where we chill, smokin blunts and bustin homeboy's ankles just fo da thrillz.

by DJKS March 23, 2007

Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.

Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."

by bandanasarerad September 1, 2006

Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

ready family

A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already

When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.

Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"

How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.

by E. Clellan August 12, 2011

reader

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

by jeffois June 13, 2013

Gang-Green Ready-Whip

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out and there is a green Ready-Whip like substance on your penis.

Timmy: im gunna pull it out of your butt ok.
Sammi: Good because im not feeling so good.
Timmy: OH MY GOD, Gang-Green Ready-Whip.!

by OhHotDamnThisIsMyJam April 11, 2010