Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

The Iron Price

This is a word that relates to the Game of Thrones series, in which "the iron price" was described as paying for something with blood, either one's own, or anothers. Iron is a major component in the make-up of a person's blood, and the iron price clearly relates to this; versus paying for something with gold, silver, or something else. See also, the Iron Bank of Braavos, which has a similar concept relating to it.

Instead of paying with gold and silver, the conqueror bled on the battlefield; paying the iron price.

by Stopsayinghey January 17, 2023

The Clemification Process

Making things more difficult than the have to be

They really went through the clemification process when making that background just to blur it out

by RianeCraft April 23, 2023

determinative due process

An alternative forum to Substantive and procedural process to determine agency scope and duty in hearing of claims to asses which duties are subject to which agencies.

We'll need an arbiter educated in multiple fields to handle this agency cluster fuck. The procedural process is taking too long, we need to find out which agency to talk to so we'll need to run a determinative due process assessment.

by Nishka88 August 5, 2024

Emma Jean Price

An amazing type of girl who will care for you and be there for you through every battle. She likes to feed children and mother them. She is beautiful in every way possible and doesn't think she is so make sure to reassure her! She is smart, loyal, and always truthful. An Emma can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HER! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting her go. An Emma will be in your life forever caring for you and looking out for you.

Man, how did you manage to get your girlfriend she is the full package!

"Wow Emma Jean Price is astonishing"
"I love how Emma is very reliable and loyal"
"I bet you don't got an Emma"
"MY EMMA IS BETTER"

by Marilette September 7, 2023

Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .

that guy is so Dylan john price

by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023