Pick me boy

A guy who uses self depreciation in a manipulative way so a girl will date him. They will say bad things about themselves to try to get the girl to oppose what they’ve said.

Pick me guy: hey 🥺
Girl: hi
Pick me guy: you’re so pretty! You probably won’t like me though I’m so ugly
Girl: no, you’re not ugly! I’m sure someone likes you
Pick me boy: really? Do you think I’m cute!
Girl: I don’t really know you, but I’m sure you’re really sweet
Pick me boy: I knew it, you hate me. It’s ok, you can leave. I’m used to it 🥺
Girl:

Pick me boy: you left me on read lol
Girl:
Pick me boy: showering without you :(
Girl:
Pick me boy: u lefts me in read again lol 🥺

by Shelmet101 February 27, 2021

odi u tri picke materine

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

by willmst July 13, 2014

Pickle Chin

Boy I'm Really Boutta GEEET Yo Pickle Chin Ah Boy

"I love that pickle chin video"

by lilhuddysnpass March 25, 2019

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.

Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"

by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

Picture Packing

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020