anti-period

A week during which men can engage in manly activities and espouse misogynist beliefs without fear of backtalking females. Unlike the female phenomenon, it is non-cyclical and can occur at any time; but only once per calender month.

"No, honey, I can't mow the lawn today. I'm on my anti-period so I'm going to drink beer and watch football with the guys."

by infested June 14, 2008

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Beer Period

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

by Kurty Flow February 26, 2011

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Xbox Period

When your xbox lags and makes you very fucking pissed.

Ah! Dammit! My xbox is on its fucking period! Damn xbox periods.

by oawkfh[aoiohf January 5, 2012

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dry period

A period of no new games being released

We are currently in a dry period

by NotNawaf December 26, 2015

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inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017

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