Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

personally adtacked

The uncomfortable feeling you get when you see an ad that you /know/ has been tailored for you based on your internet history and location.

*Sees an ad for a vegan male enhancement drug *

I feel so personally adtacked right now.

by bruhstrap December 14, 2017

Shait Person

A bush that eveery fortnite player hides in.

Fortnite Nibbas who can't even solo: Quick hide in that Shait Person!!!

by Daksa April 3, 2019

shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

by Therealoat November 23, 2021

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016