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orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020
mugGet the orgasmic seizuremug.

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)
"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"
by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022
mugGet the Orgasmic Mutationmug.

depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
mugGet the depressed orgasmmug.

Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.
Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
mugGet the Obvious Orgasm Octobermug.

Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
mugGet the Orgasm-O-Maticmug.

orgasm

something i never had before.
"my bf is so hot but he never made me have an orgasm"
by bigdickgirl March 24, 2019
mugGet the orgasmmug.

Weather orgasm

Omg I just weather orgasmed”
by Sierradream October 8, 2019
mugGet the Weather orgasmmug.

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