A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023
Get the Barn Door Is Openmug. Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt May 6, 2018
Get the Door open moosemug. Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."
Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."
Person 1: "Your what!?"
Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."
Person 1: "Your what!?"
by Amma69 June 15, 2022
Get the People openermug. by Tigerjas78 September 16, 2020
Get the Garage Openermug. "How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"
by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020
Get the open the wormholemug. Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025
Get the FBI Open Upmug. A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug.