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Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
mugGet the Dick-trainedmug.

paine train

The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang
Here comes the Paine train guys
by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016
mugGet the paine trainmug.

draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz
by le jenn April 17, 2010
mugGet the draining the trainmug.

Shit Trained

To be bombarded with insults and attacks after an incident meant to be a secrete is revealed
Justin Bieber was shit trained when word got out he got a girl preggers.
by mollgion November 7, 2011
mugGet the Shit Trainedmug.

A Salad Train

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018
mugGet the A Salad Trainmug.

The Rekt Train

1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7

2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.

2.

Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?

No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
mugGet the The Rekt Trainmug.

dying train

when a obese person runs out of energy and wheezes like a train whistle
damn foo,that fatass cory is looking like a dying train after the gym run.
by Cory Sanders September 14, 2013
mugGet the dying trainmug.

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