by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
by J_gogo September 19, 2020

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

combine officer-27 is a fucking cunt
by combine officer-27 March 4, 2021
