box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

Truck Seat Tuna

When you bag a last call 10 at the bar and she leaves a snail trail on your truck seat.

Last time I gave her a ride home she left me with Truck Seat Tuna

by Creamy Cayenne November 16, 2022

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023

Tokyo fire truck

Alternative for the word nothing, used to instigate perverse thoughts and conversation

Yea the date was good, we ended up doing the Tokyo fire truck back at her place, it was quite the evening.

by Private Pankake March 17, 2023

buck the Purex truck

Don’t be dumbshit that goes into places flailing around like a fucking idiot.

I was going to take TJ to Pamida to purchase some Pony hightops but decided not to buck the Purex truck. TJ always goes full blown retard,

by Johnnie Mudd March 14, 2018

Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 14, 2019