date finger

The insertion of a finger into the anus past the sticky date boundary.

"Hoppa's gone the date finger and is taking a good whiff"

by reptar October 2, 2007

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

date rape

Occurs from over consumption of too much hard alcohol (monarch, 151, capt. Morgan etc…) Begin to black out and next thing you know your friend’s decent but desperate older sister is on your lap messing with your gear. Next thing you know your on bathroom floor, car, or couch having very loud sex.

Wonder of how the fuck this came to be sets in after word but realization that you nailed your friend’s sister and is very hilarious event. Friends’ telling of this event spreads like wildfire and you get a good 15 minutes of fame for your drunken no pants dance.

Because of your intoxication this event should be considered date rape.

"Dude, I nailed your sister. She is a freak in bed man." haha

She committed a date rape when she got me when I was drunk

by SpunCrazyB January 17, 2006

Date Rape

When you rape a date, as in the fruit.

Dude, I found all my dates mashed and covered in jizz, I think Jim date raped them.

by ketchupkirby November 5, 2016

Mega Date

When a date takes place during the whole day.
Various activities ensue.

Niki is better than David at planning and executing Mega Dates.

by jamesbond0077777 October 25, 2009

double dating

when two people are swinging on swings at the same time and in the same rhythm. it makes no sense because if two people are on a date it's not a double date its just a normal date. smh smh smh makes me angery

johnny and harley are double dating!
no you jizztoaster it's just single dating

by chloe10280 September 12, 2018

meta-date

Two people who could be dating, or used to date, agree to date other people on a particular evening at a particular place, meeting afterwards and/or before to discuss the date.

Eboli and I are having a meta-date -- we are going speed dating tomorrow night, then we will hang out and discuss the people we met.

by Euglossine May 20, 2008