Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.

Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.

by Numerati August 20, 2025

naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

naked words

Straight up no hiding nothing words of honesty.

Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Dick naked

Wearing no clothes completely nude

I'm in the shower, dick naked of course

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

Naked man

A nom that has been proven to be naked

Alpha : „ did you see the naked man over there ?“

by :p tuff luck June 8, 2021

Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.

A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"

by RobMadeMeDoIt October 5, 2016

Naked Sunday

The best time you’ll ever experience.

“It’s naked sunday”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025