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Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.
Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.
by Arrone Curr June 6, 2010
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Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 7, 2010
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morning boot

When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).
"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"
by Zavcaptain October 14, 2013
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morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love
what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.
by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017
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morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020
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Morning

"Must be morning"
by SussybakaVagina April 2, 2022
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