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megan

a cat mommy wanting a cat daddy.
person 1 : omg did you see that girl?
person 2 : oh megan?

person 1 : yea, she’s a crazy cat lady 100%
by ijustwantapieceofcake November 21, 2021
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Megan

A Megan is/was a horse girl, there is no example needed
by walsaey October 4, 2021
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megan

a discordian thot who thinks it ok to fuck everyone in a server!!
megan : well it was big so i rode it

me : U TREESH
by moniee<3 August 6, 2021
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Megan

An amazing gall who loves a party she always is wanting to help she is also quite the flirt and loves to hang out with her squad Thomas Lucy and Thomas . She has a soft spot for animals and loves her dog she has lots of friends and is very emotional when things get tough but let me tell you boys she is a tough cookie so treat her right 😉
ThomasR: wow megan is so kind

ThomasM: yeh I wish she was my gf

Lucy: yo guys Megan isn’t your toy she is a strong girl so watch out
by Happygirl June 26, 2019
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Megan

The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.

The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.

She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.

She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.

Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
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megan the dopest

Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.
Do you know that girl?

No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.
by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024
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megan

"I was murdered and kidnapped last week"
"OH DAMN it was probably Megan"
by megmeghater June 6, 2022
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