MEGA-MO

WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, SKEET ON HER FACE, AND THEN HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING. THE MEGA-MO IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. ONLY YOUR MOST SKILLED PLAYER CAN PULL IT OFF.

JOSH-"ANDY, WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT"
ANDY-"I TOOK SOME BITCH HOME FROM THE CLUB AND GAVE HER THE MEGA-MO

by FLOYD HARRISON February 24, 2009

Mega Straight

a homosexual

p1: hey are you a Mega Straight
p2: yeah im such a quirky Mega Straight

by terabytee January 26, 2022

super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner

Characterized by the jack in period 2 gym, who walks the track and munches on Reese’s candy

look at that moron jack, he’s such a super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner

by realcoolguy42 May 22, 2023

Toxic Megacolons

The most dominant ROTO baseball team ever assembled, without collusion, via skilled drafting, shrewd trades, and timely waiver acquisitions. The team took the lead in its 12 team league in mid-April and never looked back, finishing a dominating 20.5 points ahead of the runner-up. Its murderous batting lineup finished 1st in 5 of 6 offensive categories (R, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS) and 2nd in steals. Its dominant pitchers carried the team to 1st in ERA and WHIP, 2nd in SAVES and HOLDS, and 5th in WINS and K's. The indomitable lineup, in its optimal form, was as follows:

C: Brian McCann, ATL
1B: Albert Pujols, StL
2B: Chase Utley, PHI
3B: Aramis Ramirez, CHC
SS: Jose Reyes, NYM
OF: Lance Berkman, HOU
OF: Carlos Lee, TEX
OF: Matt Holiday, COL
UT: Troy Glaus, TOR
Bench: Hideki Matsui, NYY; Jason Varitek, BOS; Corey Patterson, BAL; Kevin Youkilis, BOS; Juan Rivera LAA

SP: Roy Halladay, TOR
SP: Andy Pettitte, HOU
SP: Jered Weaver, LAA
RP: BJ Ryan, TOR
RP: Akinori Otsuka, TEX
RP: Tom Gordon, PHI
P: Todd Jones, DET
P: Joel Zumaya, DET
P: John Lackey, LAA
Bench: Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lester, Mike Stanton

Carlos Lee was acquired in June for Pat Burrell and Ken Griffey Jr. to solidify and streamline the lineup.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest ROTO team of all time!!! Wooooo!!

Man, there is no way we can compete with the Toxic Megacolons. That team is a juggernaut!

by Crew Middle Fork December 7, 2006

megamanbellotti

One of the earths more simple creatures, this animal enjoys asking stupid questions, and on the whole, making a complete and uter SPACK of himself.

megamanbellotti: hi how do i spell my name
bmx3ry: go play naked on some rocks
i-pixel: LMFAO :#1:

by Teh sex January 28, 2005

megacruncher

A cluster of computers which analyzes vast amounts of information for distrubuted computing programs such as SETI@Home.

I have five computers in my megacruncher.

by T Junior May 14, 2003

Mega X

The webmaster of Video Mania and author of the hilarious web comic "Simply Insane."
He wears blue and red armor and carries a powerful laser blade.

"Mega X can soil my shorts any day."

by Missy November 18, 2003