Oliver Masters

Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE

"Hey bro, Nice cock"

"See that guy? Hes so unfunny"

"Yeah thats oliver masters"

by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020

appearances matter

A wistful notion from the recent-yet-distant time when people saw each other.

Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.

by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020

Mr.Mathers

A math teacher that is very cool

Mr.Mathers 2020 uwu

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020

molecules matter

a civil rights movement started by hoarders that were built around the theory of slowly selling off slides of molecules to children for small change to maximize an inheritance if you are poor

have you heard of molecules matter, its taking scrapyard principles to the next level

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

foam mattress

The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).

Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 7, 2021

noutrouneam matter

I can’t spell

Kat oh sorry I noutrouneam matter

by Jeffre bazo July 30, 2021