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Mark New

The term of identifying something with the word 'new' but personalising it to sound like a man with a double barreled surname by adding the prefix 'Mark'
Are we going to the Mark New Forest today?

Have you been to Mark New York City?

Do you like films from the French Mark New Wave?
by the bezerker February 20, 2009
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Mark White(r)

The act of masturbating in the corner of someone's garage like an animal while there are other guys in the room.
Guy 1: hey did you hear?

Guy 2: Hear what?

Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night

Guy 2: dude that is sick!!
by check-mate August 31, 2010
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Mark O'Leary

(n.) a male of Irish ethnicity who is a hybrid of both a skinny, nerdy gamer and a high-caliber athlete.
He may be just a computer programmer, but he's an international gymnast. He's like a Mark O'Leary, he could be on Ninja Warrior.
by Maxwell Powers September 23, 2010
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mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.
Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!
by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014
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mark platt

a nerd

a fuckboy
annoying
loser
weird
oddly dressed
you dont want to know a mark platt
by jstrelhm July 2, 2016
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Marekt

To have Marekt someone, means to have wreaked them. It can be used when either physical or verbal harm to one's pride and dignity has been done. For example, when one bashes or heavily roastes someone else, or beats them up.
1. I totally roasted and Marekt that bastard.
2. Get Marekt
by 54639XXD December 25, 2016
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Mark 'Jacko' Jackson

The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.

A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.

Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.

The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.

"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"

Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.

Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
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