Liberal

A political alignment that allows women to be at maximum crazy. They can be offended by everything and no one will think they are over emotional. They can protest and yell keywords such as but not limited to "patriarchy" "misogynist" "kill all men" and of course the family favorite "don't censor my pussy". All of these things are of course totally normal. Liberal not-crazy and totally normal women have the advantage of claiming rape for literally anything. Of course some of them have been ligitemately raped and that's horrible, some of them cry rape because a man said hi to them in an elevator. Once again, completely normal behavior. Need a safe space? They've got them and you can totally use them, if you aren't a man that is: straight or privileged. In fact the password for a white male to get into said safe space is "I am totally gay but probably privileged too. Fuck Donal Trump." Does being a liberal sound like its for you? Go to any college campus anywhere to join this pointless but totally normal movement.

I'm a liberal feminist. Bernie Sanders should be president forever. Except for the fact he's a man because all men should die. But seriously vote Bernie guys!!

by MyVeinyMeat August 19, 2016

Liberal

One who believes he or she is more intelligent than most. Usually a person who has great book smarts but lacks common sense. Someone who cannot imagine a fetus being a real person. An individual who will one day be the cause of our great country being over-ran by a stronger military force.
A person who doesn't properly discipline his or her kids. Someone that believes others will clean up after their mess. An individual that would rather work out in the gym rather than perform their own yard work. Usually someone who has absolutely no knowledge of American History.

Hey Shauntaqua, can you turn off that liberal news station. This is a Army Hospital where the majority of folks who will watch are Conservative.

by Bustedjaouted September 20, 2010

liberal

On who sniffs his/her own farts.

My liberal ideology is so much smarter than your stupid redneck values. Im so smart i dont use the word values because that refers to money, and all are money should be given to the united states senate, so they can pay black people to build bridges that lead to the center of the earth.

by Baraconda December 14, 2008

liberal

Someone who will tell you Christianity is the most dangerous and scary religion on Earth right now. And believes it.

Liberal: "Religion is like, sooooo dumb. Except for Muslims of course, because I'm too scared of them to criticise them. But other than that all religions are like sooooooo dumb!"

by Jimbo994 April 15, 2010

lagerchino

1. The massive head of foam when an incompetent bar-person pours a pint of lager.

2. Male ejaculate after a night on the piss

1. Jesus love, you wanna sprinkle some chocolate on that lagerchino while you're at it?

2. Sophie thought she could taste last night's Kronenburg in Simon's lagerchino.

by Kyza October 23, 2005

Lagerjaxvar

The inner being, or soul.

Tony's lagerjaxvar is huge!

by 'Cut January 9, 2006

Liberalism

A liberal is someone who supports - liberty, individual rights, market economy, utilitarianism, limited government, individualism and natural law.

Liberalism has two/three main variants - Classical Liberalism, Social Liberalism, Ordoliberalism (Also National Liberalism, Economic Liberalism and Cultural Liberalism - Not proper ideologies that are describing certain liberal view on an issue)

However, thanks to political illiteracy, Liberalism is now being used synonymously with Socialism, Communism, Progressivism etc. Core value of Liberalism is individual liberty, Liberals dont infringe on rights of the individual.

Also a bummer, Democrats arent Liberals.

Bashing
1. Conservative: "Fucking liberals and their limitation of rights"
2. Socialist: "Fucking liberals and their market"
3. Communist: "Fucking liberal imperialists"
4. Communist Alt: "Fucking Neoliberals"
5. Conservative Alt: "Fucking Neoliberal World Order"
6. Social Democrat: "Liberalism has ruined our economy!"

by CaneHill August 11, 2019