lakehurst

most boring town in Newjersey. town full with idiots who have no lives

i live in lakehurst

by hoover2069 October 15, 2008

Lake Norman High School

A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.

Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole

by Mo-Town Enthusiast June 16, 2012

murky lake

A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. An girl poops, yet does not wipe the residue from her but. The man then pees in her but hole, making a "murky lake". The other woman then slurps up this concoction, usually through a straw, preferably a curly and colorful one.

woman: "I was tasting poop for a week after that murky lake."

by JROB73 June 1, 2007

Lake Minnetonka

Is a body of water, that encompasses 14,000 acres. It is located appoximatly 15 miles from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
On a warm weekend you can find a variety of Tonka Trash, and Cougars, in oversized ( and overpriced ) vessels, which they own purely to one up their neighbors.
In Libbs bay you will find a dam that feeds Minnehaha Creek, which eventualy flows into the Mississippi River, at which point the river becomes too polluted to swim in.
Lake Minnetonka is a mostly manmade lake, which originated as several smaller lakes, which previouse generations thought would be great to be one large lake (these are also the same people who sank boats in the lake to dispose of them, brilliant). Many channels have been dug into other lakes which in turn they rename as "bays". Although Lake Minnetonka is by no means the largest lake in the state, it does have the most shoreline of any lake in the state. In turn lake shore livving comes at a premium, ( $500,000 to upwards of $50 million) and thus a generation of Tonka Trash has spawned.

Lake Minnetonka is too crowded and dirty, lets go to Prior Lake instead.

by Anti Tonka August 25, 2009

lakers

Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

by Huge Larry May 18, 2004

medford lakes

where to begin. this poor excuse for a town is approx. 1.2 square miles. Of its 27 lakes, most were destroyed when the town was washed away, and probably wont be refilled for years to come. a classic med laker would be caught at riv, grabbing a slice, and taking off..or at wawa with a prime case of the munchies. lakers enjoy smoking pot, getting trashed, and thinking of everyway possible to seperate medford kids from medford lakers. you live in lakes, you ride your bike. not just any bike, a classic beach bike with large handle bars and a large seat, some with baskets. your parents dont give a shit about your life, and you have the best times of your life at a random field where no one can find you. you know everyone around you, and can pronounce all the names of the random street signs no outsiders can read. you shop at murphys, and buy your gas at mobil. when your thirsty, you invest in a half gallon of ice tea at wawa, and couldn't have anything better. overall, everything about your life is a joke and you wouldn't have it any other way.

whos that sketch kid over there staring at nothing, who cares, some stoner from medlakes

by - - - - March 19, 2005

lake people

Dirty, dirty people who live on or near a body of water. Only activities: drinking shitty beer, boating, sports fanaticism.

"I wanted to enjoy an evening watching the Tigers at the sports bar, but it was full of loud, fat, stupid, drunk Lake People."

by AtomicBirdSkull October 25, 2013