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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020
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Level 10 gyat

"Leveln10 gyat", it's used to describe an individue butt.
By calling the butt "level 10" it means it's very big.
A: That is a level 10 gyat!
B: Nuh uh.
by azzydoesstufflmao October 11, 2024
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Leveled

The point where you’re drunk but still sober to cooperate with every day life.
Did you see Jim the other night. The guy was so leveled that he managed to beat his sobriety test.
by Buffergang33 May 29, 2019
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Next-level baller

The act of transfering of funds/money from one person to another via using a mobile banking application. A convenience that eliminates having to stop at ATMs.
"Hey man, next-level baller me $10 for gas so I can make it down to your house."
by Hardhead503 October 30, 2018
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Choke Level

Dude 1: hung out with Hannah last night and got Choke Level

Dude 2: oh FAKE!!
by CHOKELEVEL July 11, 2016
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level

an instrument marked with a line parallel to the plane of the horizon for testing whether things are horizontal.
Use the leveling instrument when binding a wall
by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023
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Quentin-level zest

When someone is EXTREMELY gay like EXTREMELY fruity to the point where they mayyyy just be as zesty as Quentin
Bro do you see Dani jiggling his ass over there?
Yeah bro... that's some Quentin-level zest.
by stephenaie September 14, 2022
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