turd kitty

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

by pedro March 23, 2004

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

kitty time

Another term for female oral sex.

Before we get this started, it's kitty time.

by l0vey April 13, 2016

Kitty

A cute mammal usually curious with the area around them, they are fluffy lil' things!

I like having a kitty in my house, So fluffy!

by KatiuDoesTheExist May 16, 2018

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

by New English April 11, 2009

Momma kitty

Licking ones butt hole from front to back.
Just like a momma cat cleans her kittens.

my girlfriend pulled my pants down and gave me a momma kitty

by Red Light Rider September 24, 2011

Door Stop Kitty

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009