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Kellie

Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
The girl I always dream about is a Kellie.
by Jiozx February 25, 2019
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Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013
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Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
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Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.
You certainly can speak to the manager, Kelly! Because I am the manager you Caucasian crybaby!
by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020
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Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what
by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022
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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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