by Hulu and kick it October 5, 2015
Get the hulu and kick itmug. The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
by theklutzykeeper December 16, 2017
Get the penalty kickmug. When someone (typically a girl) uses any part of their leg to strike a kick to someone's nuts or balls. Their leg could be any part of if, such as their thicc ass thighs, or foot.
1.(kick in the nuts, for fun) Addison Rae kicked her boyfriend in the balls because she enjoyed the satisfying feeling.
2. (kick in the nuts, for revenge) For cheating, Addison kicked him between the legs, kicking him in the nuts.
2. (kick in the nuts, for revenge) For cheating, Addison kicked him between the legs, kicking him in the nuts.
by addisonre May 18, 2021
Get the kick in the nutsmug. by Gary Market January 14, 2014
Get the kicking shinsmug. Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
by Nobli November 19, 2022
Get the kick in the manhoodmug. So, two skanks were fighting one night. One skank attempted to camel kick the other shank in the crotch and lost her shoe in the camel toe.
by Vlada Dix October 27, 2017
Get the camel kickmug. an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.
by Bron2lee April 4, 2011
Get the Asshole Kickmug.