Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jasonics

word to decribe a funny happening

Trites: you're dumb
Bryan: That was jasonics

by kcikass October 5, 2010

Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

Jason ramey

A total fucking bad ass

Jason Ramey is a wicked snowmobile Rider and an all around bad ass

by Jason ramey November 24, 2018

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason

Big nosed, blue haired fuck

Ethan: Jason

Jason: yes my king

Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck

Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason Jing

Someone who stabs people with very sharp wood chips

Jason Jing stabbed me

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018